How many of people work in an office that uses the universal verbal agreement form? Is there a website to go?

to and download this? My manager wants some to use with customers.How many of people work in an office that uses the universal verbal agreement form? Is there a website to go?
U WANT IT WHEN!!!!! :) was the only agreement my boss had.How many of people work in an office that uses the universal verbal agreement form? Is there a website to go?
The only UVAF we've ever used is

';Shut up and do what I tell you to!!!';

Just copy/paste that and your search is over.